Monday, June 20, 2005

Doritos: Not Just for Nice People

Just when ya thought that you and Saddam have nothing in common (well, maybe besides general dislike of George W...), the world throws you a seasony, triangle-shaped chip.

Apparently, Saddam's prison guards recently shared wtih GQ that he has a massive Doritos-eating habit. Check this out:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8288955/

While I don't understand his evil mass killings or torture of innocent people, I do fully understand his love of the world's best chip. The nacho seasoning, the powdery orange fingers, and the easily-detectable Doritos breath are true testaments to the wonderfulness of this American snack food.

12 comments:

Bruiser Woods said...

Doritos are SO overrated. Even the Cool Ranch kind.

Now, if we had offered Saddam Fritos, we might have been able to coax the location of those pesky WMDs out of him. It is Fritos, not Doritos, that boast the little-known side-effect of mind control.

Missed opportunity...

Murphy's Lawyer said...

Milestone: First link to STSS from O-Skep today.

The Goddess said...

Doritoa Light make me happy. Olestra and all.

The Goddess said...

Dammit, "DoritoS."

Elle Woods said...

EWW! Olean ones! HORROR! That stuff is seriously bad for you...it takes all the good vitamins and antioxidants out of your body. BAD BAD! Eat the Baked Doritos. They are tasty!

SeinfeldFan said...

Saddam has his Doritos. On the flip side, Gandhi loved Triscuits:

ELAINE: "I wonder what Gandhi ate before his fasts?"
JERRY: "I heard he used to polish off a box of Triscuits. Oh yeah, Gandhi loved Triscuits."
-

"The Suicide"

The Goddess said...

I've had the Baked Doritos; they tasted like foamy powdery-cheese flavored ass. With the Light ones, however, I could barely taste the difference.

Baked Cheetos, however, are bliss in a bag.

Elle Woods said...

Don't come calling me when you have diarhea and no nutrients in your body, goddss :)

I need to try the Baked Cheetos.

And thanks for the Seinfeld-ism. It is greatly appreciated here.

The Goddess said...

Which one was a Seinfeld-ism? I'm not a regular viewer; if I made one, it was a koinkydink.

Pardon while my cool points leave...

Elle Woods said...

Oh I was referring to Seinfeldfan's comment. Sorry.

Lloyd61 said...

Baked cheetos are poop.

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