Friday, May 20, 2005

Strange gifts.

Seems as if I have a not-so-secret admirer. I get envelopes full of “unique” presents. These presents include: one steak-shaped dog treat, a mini yellow crocheted change purse, Aveeno lotion, lipstick in the shade of “raisin,” a sparkly stuffed snowman, a toy airplane, ribbons naming me “Affiliate Association President”, a PowerPuff girl pencil, travel alarm clock, a picture of a man and sunflowers, on teaspoon of snow from the Great Salt Lake, a tea bag, and two pieces of magnetic words.

Are these individual items supposed to have specific meaning? Or even more, put all together, do they symbolize something?

Regardless, thank you not-so-secret admirer!

8 comments:

Murphy's Lawyer said...

It sounds to me like your secret admirer is some kind of bizarre shaman freak! Run for you life! Oh, and nice blog, so far...

Bruiser Woods said...

Just think -- if you had "eye of newt" you'd have all the necessary ingredients for an invisibility potion.

As it stands now, you just have a bunch of crap.

What were the magnetic words?

Elle Woods said...

The two words I received were "growl" and "joy" - interesting, huh?

Murphy's Lawyer said...

I thought maybe the words might have been "Yeh-ro say-tah o koroshitai"

Lloyd61 said...

Murphy's Lawyer... you want to kill the yellow sweater???

Lloyd61 said...

It wasnt crap. It was trinkets of love.

Bruiser Woods said...

Hey...at least "Keh-ro Say-tah" doesn't drive a Saturn...

Elle Woods said...

Ohh...Bruiser be using fighting words now...You so frisky.