Monday, May 23, 2005

"Songs with titles that feature the same number of syllables as your first pet's name"...or something

OK...my sister-in-blogitude and I have hashed this one out before, but I thought I'd open it up to public discussion:

As tomorrow night is the last night our American Idols will be singing as if their lives depended on it, what do you think would be an apt theme for the songs of the evening?

7 comments:

Murphy's Lawyer said...

You badmouth my ride and then pose a lame-ass question like this? Bruiser, come on...

Elle Woods said...

Murphy's Lawyer...you are not allowed to comment on American Idol b/c you think you're to watch it.

Anyway, HELLO BRUISER....this week they sing the song that is written for American Idol!! How can you have forgotten such an important AI detail.

Regardless, I'm sure the songs they have chosen for them to "record" are just horrendous --- think "A Moment Like This." This year will likely be worse as they'll come up with a song that requires a southern twang.

Bruiser Woods said...

Murph -- Yeah, that was a cheap shot knocking your auto. Does Saturn still send cookies and Christmas cards to new owners?

Elle -- I realize tonight we witness the unveiling of what is to be the pop song of the summer, the vehicle thhat will carry our newly crowned idol to the heights of stardom. But with only two people left, there is plenty of room for other songs to sing in our hour of power.

Lloyd61 said...

I always wanted a saturn b/c of that commercial where the guy gets donuts at every Saturn dealership.

Murphy's Lawyer said...

I don't know about cookies and Christmas cards. I got mine from Honest Terry Woods...

The Goddess said...

I maintain that the theme needs to be "Songs with Accompanying Group Line Dances."

Elle Woods said...

HA! I like that one a lot! At least people wouldn't need to have any kind of rhythm to dance...