Ahh…I have returned from my busy travels in the American Southwest. There is much red rock, canyons and open spaces as you travel from Vegas to Utah to Arizona. It’s certainly a different world from the busy, tree-lined, coastal feel of the East Coast.But people change when they wander away from home. I found Paulette Bonafonte taking up a hobo way of life at Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah. However, Paulette had to drink many, many beers out of a paper bag to pass out, as Utah beer can have no more than 4% alcohol. We determined that not only is 4% alcohol beer stupid, but it also tastes bad too. We deserve better from Orrin Hatch.
5 comments:
If Paulette is a hobo, where is his mandatory hobo stick w/ a bag at the end?
4% alcohol? Sounds more like beer-flavored water to me. A few years back Japan's Asahi breweries came up with the fabulously-named product Beer Water...and even that had 4.5% alcohol content! Shame on you, Utah!
Well, Paulette had a bag, but you're right...it needs a stick. I think I'll add one right now....
But, give the Japanese credit...at least they say its WATER!
You're complaining about the beer in Utah? You're lucky you can buy a Coke or Pepsi out there, much less a barley pop...
Paulette doesnt need an excuse to be a hobo. Paulette is a hobo sitting on the couch.
My goddess, what a waste. And I don't even drink beer, so if I think beer needs improvement, that is saying something.
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