Thursday, February 15, 2007

3-in-1 Breakfasts Are Dumb

I'm convinced there is an idiotic new kitchen item unveiled every week (and some previous examples have been mentioned right here). This week it's a ridiculous yet amusing all-in-one breakfast genie. Do people really need an appliance that makes a complete breakfast? And how does lunch feel about this? I mean, a tuna melt and coffee makes a great lunch but no one ever mentions that! Lunch gets no respect. Anyway, if the inventor of this monstrosity gets rich off this, I'll be really pissed...

2 comments:

Bruiser Woods said...

If this were a 4-in-1 device that made bloody marys, too, then maybe I'd consider opening my wallet.

What do you think that is festering in the toaster oven portion of the breakfast genie?

The Goddess said...

I saw this contraption in Target and laughed with my mom over it. However, she lost all credibility when she said, "Well, maybe in a dorm room or a hovel in Manhattan..."