Sunday, November 06, 2005

And to think I felt dirty after downloading the latest Kelly Clarkson single...

First there were porn podcasts. Now the new "video iPod" has made it possible for us all to enjoy video smut during our workouts, at the laundromat, or while waiting for the bus. Hooray for technology!

Royce's may offer choices, but Apple allows for porn portability!

Note: Special thanks to Fox News for making this important news available to America's families.

6 comments:

Elle Woods said...

Ahh FOX, essentially the mouthpiece of the right-wing nuts, yet an outpost for trash TV and news. Gotta love the hypocrisy. If only they wouldn't pretend...

Anyway, it really was only a matter of time before the viode iPod brought forth an open forum for even more smut. I'm glad people find new ways to utilize technology.

Lloyd61 said...

I dont like Kelly Clarkson's new single.

Elle Woods said...

lloyd61, Kelly's most adoring fan, is saying not-good things? The Horror!!!!

Bruiser Woods said...

Someone sounds like a Kelly Clarkson traitor!

We must love all Kelly Clarkson singles, and thank her daily for making our lives that much brighter. Or something...

Anonymous said...

**auto racing**

Moxie said...

I just have a couple of things to say about this...I know what men do when they are alone and though I have taken pause before shaking some men's hands because I get the feeling they do this particular thing quite often, but at least I knew that the devices they used to arouse themselves stayed at home, so thank you Apple for taking away that small comforting barrier I once had. And on another note, I am sure child molesters will not use this hand held porn to harass small children. Gone are the days of driving around naked.