Sunday, December 04, 2005

A real American hero...and IM buddy of the son of God?


A little bird pointed me in the direction of Chuck Norris’ official website the other day. (No, this is not a joke) And what a site it is! Chock full of great photos and data to “inform and inspire Chuck Norris fans all over the world”.

Of particular interest:
  • Chuck Mart – Still looking for a holiday gift for that special someone? How about a poster of Mr. Norris and the full text of “Chuck’s Code of Ethics”? (“I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person that I meet.”)
  • “Christian Area” – I’m not sure what this has to do with Chuck, but the page features an email from none other than Jesus himself!!! I bet they have wicked fast broadband in heaven. It is just too bad they didn't share Christ's email address with us. I guess he doesn't want to receive any spam.

3 comments:

Elle Woods said...

Jesus has an email?? Why didn't I know about this? Why isn't it on a bumper sticker? Weird...

And Bruiser, don't hide...I KNOW you went looking for Chuck Norris gift ideas for your parents, since I know they are fans!

Moxy said...

When Conan O'Brien installed the "Walker Texas Ranger" Lever, I have to admit I felt immense joy (let's face it, those clips are gold), but this website is too much. There is a limit to the number of Roundhouse Kick jokes a person can take.

Moxy said...

When Conan O'Brien installed the "Walker Texas Ranger" Lever, I have to admit I felt immense joy (let's face it, those clips are gold), but this website is too much. There is a limit to the number of Roundhouse Kick jokes a person can take.