Tuesday, September 05, 2006

All Hail the Nyfork!

Continuing my fascination with bizarre kitchen products (especially ones that are pimped on late night TV), I stumbled across the Nyfork today. Could this be the world's most perfect eating utensil? No longer do I have to remember to bring the knife AND fork to my table (coffee table that is -- America's favorite place to dine). I really hope to soon see the Nyfork's infomercial. I must learn how many different things this special utensil can cut, cuz I eat pizza with my own greasy fingers (no word on when they will get their own infomercial).

3 comments:

Bruiser Woods said...

This is one snazzy invention. But I'd be afraid of slicing my eyeball everytime I ate from the fork-end of this tool. Granted, it would require some weird eating technique to slice one's eyeball with this, but anything is possible. Perhaps I should piggyback off the inventor's genius and devise my own wheel cover for this thing.

Elle Woods said...

The no splatter wheel cover! There ya go!

The Goddess said...

I MUST have one of thse. It's going on my list of wants just under the mango slicer I saw on Amazon.