Just when ya thought that you and Saddam have nothing in common (well, maybe besides general dislike of George W...), the world throws you a seasony, triangle-shaped chip.
Apparently, Saddam's prison guards recently shared wtih GQ that he has a massive Doritos-eating habit. Check this out: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8288955/
While I don't understand his evil mass killings or torture of innocent people, I do fully understand his love of the world's best chip. The nacho seasoning, the powdery orange fingers, and the easily-detectable Doritos breath are true testaments to the wonderfulness of this American snack food.
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Doritos are SO overrated. Even the Cool Ranch kind.
Now, if we had offered Saddam Fritos, we might have been able to coax the location of those pesky WMDs out of him. It is Fritos, not Doritos, that boast the little-known side-effect of mind control.
Missed opportunity...
Milestone: First link to STSS from O-Skep today.
Doritoa Light make me happy. Olestra and all.
Dammit, "DoritoS."
EWW! Olean ones! HORROR! That stuff is seriously bad for you...it takes all the good vitamins and antioxidants out of your body. BAD BAD! Eat the Baked Doritos. They are tasty!
Saddam has his Doritos. On the flip side, Gandhi loved Triscuits:
ELAINE: "I wonder what Gandhi ate before his fasts?"
JERRY: "I heard he used to polish off a box of Triscuits. Oh yeah, Gandhi loved Triscuits."
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"The Suicide"
I've had the Baked Doritos; they tasted like foamy powdery-cheese flavored ass. With the Light ones, however, I could barely taste the difference.
Baked Cheetos, however, are bliss in a bag.
Don't come calling me when you have diarhea and no nutrients in your body, goddss :)
I need to try the Baked Cheetos.
And thanks for the Seinfeld-ism. It is greatly appreciated here.
Which one was a Seinfeld-ism? I'm not a regular viewer; if I made one, it was a koinkydink.
Pardon while my cool points leave...
Oh I was referring to Seinfeldfan's comment. Sorry.
Baked cheetos are poop.
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