Seems as if I have a not-so-secret admirer. I get envelopes full of “unique” presents. These presents include: one steak-shaped dog treat, a mini yellow crocheted change purse, Aveeno lotion, lipstick in the shade of “raisin,” a sparkly stuffed snowman, a toy airplane, ribbons naming me “Affiliate Association President”, a PowerPuff girl pencil, travel alarm clock, a picture of a man and sunflowers, on teaspoon of snow from the Great Salt Lake, a tea bag, and two pieces of magnetic words.
Are these individual items supposed to have specific meaning? Or even more, put all together, do they symbolize something?
Regardless, thank you not-so-secret admirer!
8 comments:
It sounds to me like your secret admirer is some kind of bizarre shaman freak! Run for you life! Oh, and nice blog, so far...
Just think -- if you had "eye of newt" you'd have all the necessary ingredients for an invisibility potion.
As it stands now, you just have a bunch of crap.
What were the magnetic words?
The two words I received were "growl" and "joy" - interesting, huh?
I thought maybe the words might have been "Yeh-ro say-tah o koroshitai"
Murphy's Lawyer... you want to kill the yellow sweater???
It wasnt crap. It was trinkets of love.
Hey...at least "Keh-ro Say-tah" doesn't drive a Saturn...
Ohh...Bruiser be using fighting words now...You so frisky.
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